Wow, there are so many things I have learned in the last 14 years.

• I can sleep without really sleeping. I always have one ear open. You know in case someone wakes up or falls out of bed.
• I have developed "Mommy Hearing". No matter where my kids are in or around the house I can hear everything they say. Especially when they are picking on each other or playing who can say the most digusting thing in the world.
• That anything I say don't do, my kids are guaranteed to do it or at least give it a good try!
• That at least twice a day, one of my kids will be mad at me.
• Kids can figure out passwords to unblock channels on satellite so pick something other than 1-2-3-4!!
• My kids will repeat everything I say to everyone who should not hear it.
• That my kids are really amazing and smart.
• That I do have enough love in my heart for all these little monsters. lol.
• That Toy Story 2 can make me cry.
• That unconditional love does exsist.
• That I can put someone before myself and not mind.
• The baby of the family can be a bully.
  
• That it is ok not be supermom, honestly.
• Teenagers embarrass easily, unless they need a ride or money
• Nothing is better than a hug or a I love you from your kids. It is one of the best feelings in the world!!